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Hello world, you are welcome.

June 14, 2010

Bienvenidos and wilkommen to Modern Dreckitude. We are here to save your life. You are soooo welcome.

We shouldn’t have to introduce ourselves, but we will because we pity you. There’s the bitch and there’s the heathen. The heathen is a delightful runner who lives in Dallas and judges people sullenly from her workplace lab or her homeplace couch (she’s multi-functional that way), drinking all the while, because why not? There’s the bitch, who really is self-explanatory in that she’s bitchy and unapologetic about it, and it will probably entertain you if it’s not about you (which it probably won’t be, unless you’re famous, so relax already). The bitch is busy pitying everyone in Austin who is not her, watching an inexplicable and unjustifiable amount of television, and discussing celebrities as if she knows them all very well.

We’re here to take over the world, but in the meantime, we’ll write about whatever we feel like and consider you lucky to read it. We’ll probably touch quite a bit on being broke and beautiful (because we both are) and getting blissfully boozy (because that’s just something young people do). Oh, and there’s the bitching. There’ll be a lot of that, get excited.

Enjoy your stay, and this superdelish video of 67-year-old Helen Franklin, somebody’s Memphis-based grandma who also doubles as a pot grower. Because knitting is for assholes. http://bit.ly/dhNFkg

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One Comment leave one →
  1. June 15, 2010 2:40 am

    OOohhh I am SO excited!

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